OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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