I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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