He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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