But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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