i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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