But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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