normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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