Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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