I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My room smells like vodka and shame
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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