is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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