just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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