And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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