I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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