I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Randomize
