Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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