super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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