well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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