He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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