Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
