I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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