I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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