My first STD was from a foam party
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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