Got a toothbrush?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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