You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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