It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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