No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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