but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The police scanner is talking about you again....
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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