i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
organizing the empties. That sober.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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