is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
nutella sex= disaster
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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