Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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