So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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