shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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