I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How drunk are you?
Completed.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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