no, he came in my armpit
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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