She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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