There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
