His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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