My liver just broke up with me...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
