Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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