If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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