Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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