i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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