Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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