...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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