and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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