My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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