i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Randomize
