one might say we're banned from that church
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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