I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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