I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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