what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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