my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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