Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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