I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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